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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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