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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a small child on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️

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