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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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