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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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