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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a television on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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