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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️

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