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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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