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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩

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