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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trisha
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱
monkey 🐒
labrador 🐕
hamster 🐹
pony 🐴
snake 🐍
goldfish 🐠
poodle 🐩
parrot 🦜
rabbit 🐰
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