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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶
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