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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠
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