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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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