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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜

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