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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴

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