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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 cat 🐈

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