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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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