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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱

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