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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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