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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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