Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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