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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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