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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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