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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴

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