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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕

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