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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶

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