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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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