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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Thelma
dropped
a piano
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Mr
Dr
Rt Hon
Ms
Professor
Miss
Mrs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.
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