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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a piano on their pet …

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canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶

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