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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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