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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a small child on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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