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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a small child on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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