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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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