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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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