Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.