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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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