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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈

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