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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped an anvil on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹

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