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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩

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