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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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