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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Thelma
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹
monkey 🐒
rabbit 🐰
parakeet 🦜
pony 🐴
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
tarantula 🕷
gerbil 🐹
guinea pig 🇬🇳
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Dan
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