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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 pony 🐴

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