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Pet squish

My step-auntie Thelma dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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