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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒

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