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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕

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