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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴

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