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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶

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