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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕

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