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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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