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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕

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