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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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