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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕

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