Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.