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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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