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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩

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