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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱

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