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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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