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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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