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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a barrel on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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