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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a television on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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