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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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