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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a television on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈

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