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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a television on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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