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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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