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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕

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