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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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