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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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dog 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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