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My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜
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