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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠
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