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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
gerbil 🐹
mouse 🐁
canary 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rabbit 🐰
cat 🐈
dog 🐕
goldfish 🐠
monkey 🐒
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