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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜
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