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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴
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