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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶

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