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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶

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