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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒

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