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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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