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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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