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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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