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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️

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