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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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