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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 canary 🦜

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