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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped an anvil on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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