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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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