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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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