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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶

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