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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕

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