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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a piano on their pet …

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canary 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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