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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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