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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a sofa on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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