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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱

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