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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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