Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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