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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a barrel on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒

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