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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a barrel on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒

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