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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a television on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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