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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a television on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 pug 🐶

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