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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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