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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Sybil
dropped
a refrigerator
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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guinea pig 🇬🇳
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
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