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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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