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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩

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