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My step-auntie Sybil dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜
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