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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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