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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Sybil
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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rabbit 🐰
mouse 🐁
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
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puppy 🐶
gerbil 🐹
canary 🦜
labrador 🐕
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