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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜

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