Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.