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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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