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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒

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