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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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