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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈

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